Movie Quotes - Whats your Favourite

**Gavin M** · 11th August 2002

nice ****ing model *HONK HONK*

**The Colonel** · 13th August 2002

Anyone got any more?

**DekBolt** · 14th August 2002

how bout

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of bubble gum"

**blued** · 20th August 2002

I'm gonna get you high today, cos its friday, you aint got no job.. you aint got shit to do!

**Gavin M** · 21st August 2002

only steers and queers come from texas, and u don't look like a steer to me - full metal jacket (i think)

**monsta** · 21st August 2002

HARTMAN - What's your excuse?
COWBOY - Sir, excuse for what, sir?
HARTMAN - I'm asking the ****ing questions here, Private. Do you understand?!
COWBOY - Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN - Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while?
COWBOY - Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN - Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
COWBOY - Sir, I am, sir!
HARTMAN - Do I make you nervous?
COWBOY - Sir!
HARTMAN - Sir, what? Were you about to call me an asshole?!
COWBOY - Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN - How tall are you, Private?
COWBOY - Sir, five foot nine, sir!
HARTMAN - Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
COWBOY - Sir, no, sir.
HARTMAN - Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!
HARTMAN - Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY - Sir, Texas, sir!
HARTMAN - Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!
COWBOY - Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN - Are you a peter-puffer?
COWBOY - Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN - I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you! Sergeant
(HARTMAN - walks down the line to another recruit, a tall, overtweight boy.)
HARTMAN - Did your parents have any children that lived?
PYLE - Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN - I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name, fatbody?
PYLE - Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
HARTMAN - Lawrence? Lawrence, what, of Arabia?
PYLE - Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN - That name sounds like royalty! Are you royalty?
PYLE - Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN - Do you suck dicks?
PYLE - Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN - Bullshit! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
PYLE - Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN - I don't like the name Lawrence! Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence! From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
PYLE - Sir, yes, sir!

absolute genious

also like

henry hill - "and there was jimmy two time, he got that name cause he said everything twice like"
jimmy two time - "im gunna go get the papers get the papers"

ROMA (to Williamson) You stupid f***ing c**t. You, Williamson...I'm talking to you, shithead...You just cost me six thousand dollars. (pause) Six thousand dollars. And one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you goin to do about it, asshole. You f***ing shit. Where did you learn your trade. You stupid f***ing c**t. You idiot. Whoever told you you could work with men?

**chipbuttyman** · 21st August 2002

I hope I give you the fu(king shits ya wimp. Dog Soldiers

**barakuda** · 21st August 2002

"You don't f**k another man's vehicle, it's just against the rules."

Pulp Fiction (and I wish more feckers respected this, especially the one's who nicked my badge and smashed my driver side window)

**andyroo** · 21st August 2002

"I'm Pussy Galore"
"Of course you are"

Gotta love the Bond

**raelmadrid** · 26th August 2002

"Hand me the fu**ing keys, what the fu*k"

Benicio Del Toro - The Usual Suspects

"1-2-3-4-5-6-7, huh, Oswald was a fag"

Stephen Baldwin - The Usual Suspects

**THX 2002** · 26th August 2002

TRADING PLACES
1984

"ill rip out your eyes and piss on your brain"

cracks me up..plus anyline from Weird Science

**whitesteel** · 30th August 2002

'Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all the heavily glory.'

Bruce Lee speaking to young student in Enter the Dragon.

'Bullshit Mr Hahn, man, you come straight out of a comic book.'

Black Belt Jones dismissing the sinister Mr Hahn's threat in the same film.

**EvilBoB** · 30th August 2002

"When you absolutely, positvely have to kill every moth3rf*ker in the room"

**abarthman** · 30th August 2002

"I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal." or "There can only be one!". In fact, almost any line from Highlander.

...or my favourite toast: "To Nick!"

**tbops** · 31st August 2002

My eggs - Shoalin Soccer

**Tom aka God** · 1st September 2002

"Oi Nobend" Ali G IndaHouse
"Theres only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant about other peoples culture, And the Dutch" Austin Powers III Goldmember

**jagr** · 5th September 2002

"I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen" (say anything)

" What's this?, Lonely man sitting on a hill" (sure thing)

**2die4** · 5th September 2002

thought someone would have posted it by now but my all time favourite has to be:

"Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops boy !"

**The Colonel** · 18th September 2002

has any one got any more?

**wizer** · 18th September 2002

I can't belive "Use the Force Luke" hasn't bee said?

My fav's are all the ones from GoodFellas.

"One day the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect."

and

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. "

AND

"You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like, you'd say to somebody: "You're gonna like this guy; he's all right. He's a goodfella. He's one of us." You understand? We were goodfellas, wiseguys."

Best filum ever made