So, we've had questions about your bird taking it up the ass, or taking a load in her mouth, but lets seperate the men from the boys now:
Do you put your dick in her when the painters are in? Or better still do you go down on her when the red flag is flying?
I for 1 do, if I've known the girl for any period (please forgive the pun!!) of time, f**k it, whose bothered about a few clots on the old helmet.