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    Default Hmm, what a bloody mess.............

    So, we've had questions about your bird taking it up the ass, or taking a load in her mouth, but lets seperate the men from the boys now:

    Do you put your dick in her when the painters are in? Or better still do you go down on her when the red flag is flying?

    I for 1 do, if I've known the girl for any period (please forgive the pun!!) of time, f**k it, whose bothered about a few clots on the old helmet.
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    Yeah, course, it's f_cking great !

    There's nothing better than going down for gravy and coming up looking like a Ribena kid...

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    sick puppies

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    It makes it taste better
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    I like it when the red wine starts flowing its another month of relief that your bird aint pregnant.

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    Just when I thought I had seen it all in the Dog and Duck, CJ you never cease to amaze me ! *haha*

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    Sick sick sick

    guess i'm a boy then ?

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    oh....... my......... god!

    just like the channel.... just when u think it cant get any lower, cj comes in and takes it to a whole new realm of depravity!

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    You know it never ceases to amaze me the number of blokes who will happily put their cock up someones elses shitpipe, but when you mention shagging while the painters are in, they get all squeamish and say "Urghhhh, thats awful".

    C'mon u pussies, get a grip....................

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    Every hole is a goal..

    As long as they are female, and have a weak pulse, or even slightly warm..:shock: :
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    ohhh fukc that never ever yack cack even to think it grhhh shivers

    so i mean no i dont lmao

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    Would hardly say I enjoyed it, but have been known too, not go down though

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    Jeez, is nothing taboo here?

    BTW, I voted No! Bloody disgusting!

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    lol i missed u guys...

    I wouldn't go down... but burying the snake is a must!!!!

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    Czars first HOSing. :shock:

    I dont know about going down but some of you need a visit to your local vets to be put down.
    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

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    I wouldn't go down (u dracula wannabes), but I did shag a bird on her period, after my knob looked like it had been in Texas chainsaw massacre. lol

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    Originally posted by 4me2
    Czars first HOSing. :shock:

    I dont know about going down but some of you need a visit to your local vets to be put down.
    HOS, I don't believe it...............................c'mon 4me2, I'm a nice boy really.....................................

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    Originally posted by CzarJunkie


    HOS, I don't believe it...............................c'mon 4me2, I'm a nice boy really.....................................


    TO BE HUNEST .... HE JUST BEAT ME TO IT .... ( FILTHY GIT !!)








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    next time its that time of the month I suggest you all do this :
    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

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    personally i dont trust anything that bleeds for 4 days and doesnt die.



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