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    Default pullez for yas

    1. man dead lieing on a bed with sawdust un the bed and a cut bit of word by him man walks in lauffs and walks outta

    ys he dead
    y the man lauff ?

    2.man hangin in a 30ft room with a puddle of water under him and theres no way to get up or down

    how did he die?

    3. car crashed into a lamppost man witha broken neck lieing near it
    kid cryin at the edge of the pavemnt

    wot went off here?


    4. man dead with a full back pack who he die?

    oh and Cenus_ keep away cos u no all of thses

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    no. 1 Doesn't seem like english please could somone decod it for me?

    no. 2 he stood on a large icecube with a noose around his neck tied to the ceiling and when it melted he was hung.

    no. 3 Sounds like the scene of a horrific car accident

    no. 4 "Man dead with full back pack, who he die" ?, if you mean how did he die there are numerous ways maybe he was carrying a Cam-English dictionary and due to the many different spellings of common 2-3 letter words was weighed down by it, fell over and althogh he was fully conversant in Camspeak he could not reach his dictionary (in his backpack) so his cries of "hlep! hlep!" were ignored by the passers by!

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    lmao

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    No1: (this time in English)

    A man is lying on a bed in a hotel room he is dead. He died of a massive heart attack brought on by a severe emotional shock. Underneath the bed is a small pile of saw dust and a hack saw. Proped against the wall is a length of wood.

    Another man walks bye the room looks through the door at the dead man laughs with joy and walks off.

    What occured?
    And why is the other man so Happy?

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    yeh that it smart arse

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    Originally posted by gimp
    Man dead with full back pack, who he die" ?, if you mean how did he die there are numerous ways maybe he was carrying a Cam-English dictionary and due to the many different spellings of common 2-3 letter words was weighed down by it, fell over and althogh he was fully conversant in Camspeak he could not reach his dictionary (in his backpack) so his cries of "hlep! hlep!" were ignored by the passers by!

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    okay i will give u th eful back pack b 4 n e more insults come in he was a parachuter with out a workin parachute or backup

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    No2 Guy hung himself by standing on a block of ice, when it melted he died

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    and no 3?

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    simple, car driver had a kid with him
    kit a lampost
    kid survived and got out crying

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    dingle nope

    kid was playing with his toy car and man was walking along and trip on it and broke his neck and the kid was unhappy cos the guy fuked the car up

    LOL

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