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    Default Caption Competition #1

    Starting today we have a new Caption Competition, I'll post a picture towards of the end of every week and whoever comes up with the best caption (my decision is final) gets a t-shirt from my stock of wonderful t-shirts (I need a good excuse to get shut of 'em, they are taking up too much room). There's even a few DF t-shirts left so u might be lucky and get one of those.

    Here we go, please provide a caption for this photo:



    This caption competition ends on 31/08/02.

    **PLEASE NOTE** Caption entries only in this thread please, all other posts will be deleted. Thank you.

    **Rules** My decision is final, whether u like it or not. Only UK members will be considered as prize winners.
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    Priceless

    1. National health glasses 150 pounds cost to UK tax payers.
    2.New set of dentures also national health 600 pounds cost to UK tax payers.
    3. Racing green quick get away bike or black backup model with optional potatoe sack for swag under the seat liberated from Dover docks
    on disembarking the Eurostar train .


    4. over 2000 year old Holy shroud (yep its been found) not been washed since the crucifiction

    PRICELESS


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    I'm guessing thats a phone he's holding so here's mine:

    1) It's good to talk
    2) ET phoned home

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    I can't help laughing i just seen cam's room and mines cleaner
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

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    Andy Cole has fallen on hard times since being sold by Manchester United.

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    "Guptar was pleased to be chosen as the frontman for modelling the new range of Digital-Forums T-shirts"

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    "....and I'm good about the house. The girl for me will be witty, fun to be with and turn heads when she walks into a room. If you would like a date with me, press your red interactive button now!"

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    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO TOO MANY HALIFAX ADVERTS

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    A little edit.... ;)

    "Even after the second series had finished its airing, everybody forgot about Rolf on the desert island"

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    "And here we show Semmy recovering now that the anal retrieval is complete."

    "I'm Leeroy and from the looks of this bandage the penis enlargement was a success!"
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    "Yes, I have already met your lovely wife, why do you think i'm smiling?"

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    1. bikes stolen from sum poor child in mud hut - 0
    2.hat found in dirt - 0
    3.specs stole from almost blind man - 0
    4.gottie with bits 'o' food in it - 0
    5.t-shirt stole from corpse found in river - 0
    6.brick of a phone took from sum guy getting off an airplane - 0
    7.things i do to win a t-shirt - priceless

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    ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!........ 'pile creams just kicked in!

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    times have been hard since "desmonds" finished filming but at least here on the street corner i meet so many interesting people, heres one now - err hello officer..... got any spare change????

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    Dad had always suspected mom had an affair wile abroad.

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    The new F-Plan diet had turned Barry White in to a mear shadow of his former self !!

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