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    Default Prison V Work

    Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit more clear . . .

    IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
    AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

    IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

    IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
    AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK... they are called managers.

    So why is it again that we work?

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    lmao - but at the weekends we get to spend all our wages on hookers

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    its true world lol

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    Default Re: Prison V Work

    Quote Originally Posted by B3ARKILLA.UK
    lmao - but at the weekends we get to spend all our wages on hookers
    in prison, they call it dropping the soap

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    Default Re: Prison V Work

    damn forgot i was looking at old threads, sorry for dragging it up

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    Default Re: Prison V Work

    Thats over 2yrs old m8......wonder how long it took to think of that reply:whistle

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    Default Re: Prison V Work

    Tidy post tho.

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