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    most folks will think this is rubbish, try it with some rude words in it and a few beers
    it's not so bad then

    http://radioworldwide.gospelcom.net/...verb/index.php

    A sh1te a day keeps the doctor away

    As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool returns to his sh1te.

    see not so bad now is it.


    (see you in HOS) :nowords:
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    lol


    "You scratch my arse and I'll scratch yours"

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    A smelly bell end in the hand is worth two in the bush ......w.t.f ??

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    Don't wash your dirty scrot in public.


    Give him an inch and he'll take a feltch.

    The proof of the smeg is in the eating.

    diarrhea is thicker than water.

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    After a storm comes my enormous cock.
    The early bird catches the knob cheese.
    No use crying over spilt sweaty bolox.

    all i can think of just now :nowords:

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    After a storm comes the shitlocks.

    A friend in need is a ****er indeed.

    Lightning never strikes the same dildo twice.

    A woman's place is in the cum.


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    Two balls are better than one.
    every c*nt has a silver lining

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    And how exactly does this fit in the picture section ?

    Where to move this to then ? Hos ? Comedy Club ?

    OK, lets see how it goes in the Comdey Club for now, but only cos it's quite good actually.


    The female of the species is more deadly than the Panda.
    Last edited by Panda; 19th November 2004 at 08:31 AM.

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    Beggars can't be rectal examinations.

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    Better the gay you know than the gay you don't.
    Photography: Nikon D50 - 18-55mm, 70-300mm, 105mm Macro, 2 x 2gb SD Cards, Jessops Tripod, LowePro Rucksack

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    personally am waiting for CJ's reply!!

    Moses

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    The proof of the shit is in the eating.

    He that is master of himself will soon be master of his bollocks.

    Every arse tells a story.

    One good cum deserves another.

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    Fight fanny fart with fanny fart
    Many arse reams make light work
    Many hands make light spunk.
    A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away
    and finally
    The foreskin that broke the camel's back. (must have been an elephant`s)

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    ''A man's home is his tits''


    Buhahaha!!

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    oh shit, this one's bad

    "Spare the fcuk, spoil the child"


    :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    A rolling stone gathers no hairy fanny.

    Dont cut off your penis to spite your face.

    A man is known by the knobcheese he keeps.

    Give him an inch and he'll take a fcuk.

    No man can serve two blow jobs.

    Those who live in glass tits shouldn't throw stones.

    Dont put all your eggs in one hooker.

    When the cats away the clittoris will play.

    A boner is worth a thousand words.

    hahahahaha this ones great

    "A w ankstain in the hand is worth two in the bush." :thumbs
    Last edited by $wishUb0r; 21st November 2004 at 01:55 AM.

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