A very concerned husband says to his wife "listen sweetheart i've been holding this in but you are REALLY stinking...down below...I think you should see a doctor!"
The women, slightly distressed and a little paranoid made an appointment
straight away.
At the docs the doctor asks her what the trouble is "its down below doctor i've a bit of a smell"
"ok lets have a look then" replies the doc
taking off her knickers the doc screams "JESUS CHRIST THAT IS THE WORST SMELL I'VE SMELT IN MY WHOLE LIFE"
and with tears in his eyes runs into the next room and returns with a very large pole with a hook on the end.
The woman screams " you aren't going to put that up me are you?"
The doc replies " no, this is to open the window you're fucking stinking!!"
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