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    Default Gaging for a BJ

    One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
    "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asks grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" "No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you..."

    Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mum says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"

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    there is a master card vid of this sum where

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    yer.. banned advert. I saw it on tele a few weeks back. Still good though..
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    Here, funny though....

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    it goes down a lot better seeing the vid.
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    ok, this is off-topic but how do you "download" the file? I tried Streambox VCR, but all I got was a 158 bytes file.

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    yeah, this is proving a bitch, but i'll get it

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    Go to this address first [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

    Then right click on priceless.asf choose "Save Target As", and that's it.

    Or from the main page of the site [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

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    Last edited by cronus71; 5th September 2002 at 01:36 AM.
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    Cheers man, i was going to use tv out to capture it to mpeg on the vcd recorder then resample it on the pc

    i suppose its easier just to download it LOL

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