Bar & Drinking Joke

Thread: Bar & Drinking Joke

  1. Sergeant-Major's Avatar

    Sergeant-Major said:

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    OK.. SO HERE WE GO.....

    was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.
    The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

    "No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me.

    "When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.

    "I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."





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    gunner said:

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    Lol - Nice one Sergeant
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    EvilBoB said:

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    HAHA!!! Excellent joke.
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  4. J@CK£L's Avatar

    J@CK£L said:

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    well m8, cam told me the same joke the other day, I laughed but not as much as when i read it. Where do you get all these jokes from, i thought cam new just about every joke in the world. laters m8m