in a bar in texas, 2 cowboys notice a girl choking on a burger.
one of them grabs her face in his hands and asks "kin ya swalla?"
she shakes her head.
he asks kin ya breathe?"
by now shes turnin purple.
the cowboy immediatly grabs her panties,
pulls them down and starts lickin her arse.
the girl is so shocked, she coughs up the burger and spits it out.
the cowboy goes bak 2 his pall and remarks with a smile,
" im tellin ya, that hind-lick manoeuvre works every time".