Beyonce V Shakira

[CzarJunkie]

Simple question, it's 'Children in Need' time again and Terry Wogan has asked you to take a shit in a celebrity's mouth to raise money and do your bit for the kids. Terry then announces that you'll be faced with an agonising choice of either Beyonce or Shakira?

So who's gonna get your motherload?

[johnny]

I picked wrong, can I change my vote to Shakira. Trust me to think about something for such a length of time then end up picking the wrong one :|

[GameKing]

I want to do mine in Pudsey`s left eye, therefore blinding the cuddly little bugger.

[Over Carl]

Despite her age, shakira is still just too fit, as much as beyonce ain't too bad either, she just looses out imo.

[BertRoot]

I would curl it into Beyonces mouth with a good few mls of bile to give her delightful lips that 'Just glazed by Roots emulsion' look. She would chew it like a good praline and wink while doing it I would think.

[Opti]

I haven't listened to radio 2 since learning that Terry Wogan pulls about 9 grand for doing Children in Need.

Not bad for a nights work eh?

[Opti]

And I hate namechecking.

[GTI]

I haven't listened to radio 2 since learning that Terry Wogan pulls about 9 grand for doing Children in Need.

Not bad for a nights work eh?

It may surprise you, but those cunts on the high street with clipboards and direct debit forms don't work for free either. Charidee is big business these days, if I was running one I would headhunt City management consultants and hedge fund managers to ensure that we could take on those cunts over at Cancer Research UK. My forecasts are that by end Q4 07 I would want to increase market share to at least 27%, reduce overheads and admin to around 60% and try and get our branding on at least one premiership football club.. anything else and we have failed the...errrr children

As for the serious question in hand, I would do the decent thing and finish Beyonce off with a golden shower to help flush the sweetcorn out of her eyes.

[Over Carl]

Sad but true what gti just said. I remember a period when I was stupidly broke and got offered by a few agencies the same job. I refused as even though I was desperate, I wasn't desperate enough to trick people into making donations to "charity" to pay my wages.

It's really annoying as they always pick on me when I walk past them as well. Sometimes when it seems like a charity I find to be worthwhile, I've pulled the quids and 50p's out of my change, only to be snobbishly told they can't take cash and only want bank details for direct debits. Well I haven't held a bank a/c for around 6 years, so it's a bit tricky that one. Cunts

[Opti]

Sad but true what gti just said. I remember a period when I was stupidly broke and got offered by a few agencies the same job. I refused as even though I was desperate, I wasn't desperate enough to trick people into making donations to "charity" to pay my wages.

It's really annoying as they always pick on me when I walk past them as well. Sometimes when it seems like a charity I find to be worthwhile, I've pulled the quids and 50p's out of my change, only to be snobbishly told they can't take cash and only want bank details for direct debits. Well I haven't held a bank a/c for around 6 years, so it's a bit tricky that one. Cunts

I feel a Bono related rant coming on.

[diablos]

I thought it was a sextape i had the cock out and everything.

[Lee Macro]

I think they each have their good points so I'll do the sphincter squeeze mid-log and give them half each. Share the wealth, thats what I say

Then punch Wogan in the face

[Nibb]

It may surprise you, but those cunts on the high street with clipboards and direct debit forms don't work for free either. Charidee is big business these days, if I was running one I would headhunt City management consultants and hedge fund managers to ensure that we could take on those cunts over at Cancer Research UK. My forecasts are that by end Q4 07 I would want to increase market share to at least 27%, reduce overheads and admin to around 60% and try and get our branding on at least one premiership football club.. anything else and we have failed the...errrr children

You're Hired!!!

[CzarJunkie]

I voted Shakira, that curvy columbian cock teasing warbler would get at least 2 huge steaming deposits of mr whippy...........I suspect she'd fucking love it too.

[Ganty]

Beyonce would get my brown trout.

If she's as "Crazy in Love" as her lyrics suggests, she really has no option other than to open wide, smile, and chug the thing down.

[russbeer]

i vote beyonce, just to shut her up. Her dodgy out of tune hip hop busts me nut!

[Fresh]

Beyonce, I can't stand the bitch. Maybe my talented turd would improve her dire excuse for singing.

[DJAd]

After a portion of saveloy and chips I'd probably have enough ammo to cake them both, then they could even have a little wrestle about in the left overs. I think Beyonce would have to taste it first, dirty shit sucking, big booty slaaaaaaaaaaag.

[WalterPill]

I've just made it 28 - 28 with my vote for Beyonce. It's a nail-biting titanic battle this.

[Nikki]

I voted Shakira, that curvy columbian cock teasing warbler would get at least 2 huge steaming deposits of mr whippy...........I suspect she'd fucking love it too.

Shakira would get my logs too. drop one from height on her face and in her gob, i reckon it woul dbe a little hobby of hers. we wont mention the diarrea splats