Caption Competition #2

Thread: Caption Competition #2

  1. CzarJunkie's Avatar

    CzarJunkie said:

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    Starting today we have Caption Competition #2, as before, winner gets a t-shirt from my stock of wonderful t-shirts (I need a good excuse to get shut of 'em, they are taking up too much room). There's even a few DF t-shirts left so u might be lucky and get one of those.

    Here we go, please provide a caption for this photo (the dirtier the better please.):



    This caption competition ends on 07/09/02.

    **PLEASE NOTE** Caption entries only in this thread please, all other posts will be deleted. Thank you.

    **Rules** My decision is final, whether u like it or not. Only UK members will be considered as prize winners.
  2. RhinoBanga's Avatar

    RhinoBanga said:

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    The old woman is saying ...

    "CJ my darling ... I did prefer it when you were a boy".
  3. Cam's Avatar

    Cam said:

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    hi my family photo?

    or

    twin sisters aged 94 (pictured above) prove that new dove aniti agei cream works

    ( okay its sunday im stuck atm)

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything
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    CzarJunkie said:

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    Originally posted by RhinoBanga
    The old woman is saying ...

    "CJ my darling ... I did prefer it when you were a boy".
    Buhahahahaha, Rhino sets the tone and takes an early lead.


    Originally posted by Cam
    hi my family photo?

    or

    twin sisters aged 94 (pictured above) prove that new dove aniti agei cream works

    ( okay its sunday im stuck atm)
    Cammo, can i make a request? Please don't enter my caption competition again, thanks.
    Last edited by CzarJunkie; 1st September 2002 at 03:40 PM.
  5. Known's Avatar

    Known said:

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    ....So I said to my mum "I what soem ftp"
  6. Snak3's Avatar

    Snak3 said:

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    just before blair shuts down the care homes he at least gives the oaps some blonde loving...
  7. Spike2k1's Avatar

    Spike2k1 said:

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    And today on Jerry Springer : Help my Nan is a lesbian nymphomaniac with a love for blonde blood!

    "Jerry look at that evil glare in her beedy eyes!"

  8. ABCMan's Avatar

    ABCMan said:

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    QUEEN MUM FOUND ALIVE
  9. baronvon's Avatar

    baronvon said:

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    But nan if I let go your shoulder will disjoint again
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    D 1 said:

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    When I asked you to show me your nan this isnt what I meant
  11. fireman2203's Avatar

    fireman2203 said:

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    Smile you old cow or ill tighten my grip around your neck.
  12. 4me2's Avatar

    4me2 said:

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    Ive got her gold ring already now guess whos inheritance money is going to be paying for the
    boob job.
    Last edited by 4me2; 2nd September 2002 at 09:46 PM.
    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

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    xdam said:

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    granny glasses, they attract blondes and deflect light, there the sh!t. get your pair now, only 99p from all crap retail stores!
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  14. BigBadDog's Avatar

    BigBadDog said:

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    THE TRUTH IS OUT , STEPHEN HAWKING WAS A WOMAN ALL ALONG
  15. RhinoBanga's Avatar

    RhinoBanga said:

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    The young woman is saying ...

    "At least being joined at the head means that no-one will want a blowjob."
  16. Scat's Avatar

    Scat said:

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    "It's nice to have a clone copy of yourself, the only nasty bit is the difference in age"
  17. Soulassassin's Avatar

    Soulassassin said:

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    Lesbians 'R' Us....Buy one get one free
  18. Spike2k1's Avatar

    Spike2k1 said:

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    xdam and RhinoBanga tie at the moment i'd reckon. Czar, whats ur early leaders?
  19. monsta's Avatar

    monsta said:

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    the new series of golden girls attracts record viewing figures
  20. shadygeezer's Avatar

    shadygeezer said:

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    "I don't care if she's old! When she takes her teeth out
    she's the only one who can suck my nipples and make me wince"
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.