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    Default how big is your cock, find out here :)

    something for the woman, i guess the guys can have fun with this too, it asks for all your sizes (hand, feet, nose) then tell's you how big the mans privates are...

    I got XXL 7.6" - 8.2" (no wonder im posting this ) (picture attached), have fun

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    same here :S

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    if u've got huge hands, huge feet and tiny nose u hav a 9.2 - 9.9 inch penis

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    Fook me....I got 6.5 - 7.1...

    Ah well, I may only have a small di_ck, but I've got 20 stone to ram it in with !!!

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    8.4" - 9.1" (21.5cm - 23.1cm)

    Damn right people!

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    small hands.....small feet.....small nose......
    guess what????

    yes............small knob!!

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    Originally posted by Mr Olympia
    Fook me....I got 6.5 - 7.1...

    Ah well, I may only have a small di_ck, but I've got 20 stone to ram it in with !!!
    don't know what that makes me then, 9'2 - 9'9 and 20 stone to bang it in.

    reckon it's time to split some birds

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    8.3 here...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    they laughed when it came up 4.1 - 4.7 (good job its wrong)

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    9.2 - 9.9in, checked it and it's right

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    Isn't there an easier way of finding out how big your cock is?

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    yeah use a ruler!! but then its gonna start turning sick on here!! How many guys saw their estimated size and smiled?
    If u meet a girl and she asks how big it is are u gonna give the real size or give her the website address and your measurements? ha ha ha

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    Originally posted by Spike2k1
    yeah use a ruler!! but then its gonna start turning sick on here!! How many guys saw their estimated size and smiled?
    If u meet a girl and she asks how big it is are u gonna give the real size or give her the website address and your measurements? ha ha ha
    Given what the website said i think i'd give her a ruler and let her find out for herself

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    6.7 - 7.4 here

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    bah, doesn't do meters

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    according to this, huge nose=small willy! but michael jackson..

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    Originally posted by Known
    bah, doesn't do meters
    don't you mean millimeters (joke)

    Originally posted by Dan
    according to this, huge nose=small willy! but michael jackson..
    maybe he's just putting things right - anyway, how do you know how big michael jackson's cock is?!

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    Originally posted by ABCMan


    Given what the website said i think i'd give her a ruler and let her find out for herself
    F**k the ruler I'd just let her find out if its good enough for her!!
    Aint had any complaints as yet but then again they were all circus midgets!! ha ha ha JJ

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    7.3"-7.9"

    Is this supposed to be on the slack?

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    how are you meant to measure your nose? which way? is it how far it protudes?

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