hole in one

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  1. shadygeezer's Avatar

    shadygeezer said:

    Default hole in one

    A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course,
    became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw
    a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his
    confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She
    replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must
    be on the 6th hole."

    He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same
    thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request. She
    said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on
    the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

    He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same
    lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew
    the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the
    course often.

    He approached her and! said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for
    your help.I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in
    sales, also. What do you sell?"

    She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."

    "No, I won't."

    "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."

    With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.

    She said, "See I knew you would laugh."

    "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied."I'm a salesman for
    Anusol hemorrhoid cream, so I'm still a hole behind you!
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
     
  2. Cam's Avatar

    Cam said:

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    lol thats a funny joke!

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