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    Default Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    I'm very thin on top, but just 'accept' it and have over the last decade cut my hair to around a grade 2 with the shears and just accept that's life and some people have worse to deal with.. but I seen a bloke today and I think he must be trying to start a new trend; if you can imagine a geezer with what must be around a 6" diameter bald spot on the top of his head, with long back and sides of thinning hair possibly down to his shoulders, but he'd only gone and scrunched it all up into a big bun and put a hair band on it so it all sat on the top of his head! Each to their own but fuck me, it looked hilarious.

    Just wondered what other people here think or do about the dreaded male pattern jobbie or hair loss in general. I know some 'say' bald men are sexy etc.. but I think sometimes that's just to placate certain people and I guess you need a certain type of head/face to fit with it as well.
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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    I would give the just for men a bash, but if it went thin on top I'd just do the same - crop 2 all over.
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    I going bald so a tin of Mr Sheen and a Duster is my hair care of choice

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    Quote Originally Posted by burner1 View Post
    but I seen a bloke today and I think he must be trying to start a new trend
    You should have took a photo for us

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    i wouldnt hide it, i'd show it off
    "When i rape you i'll remember to make sure your kneeling facing the television with Fawlty towers on uk gold." - B.I.G.

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    Bald, schmald. Be proud to be a shiny-top. No comb-over for me!
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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    Dunno about bald but grey!!!! I keep having to get my hair "highlighted" to hide them.

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    I used to look like this:

    Spoiler:


    Now I look like this:

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    I think you'll agree, if you can look as good as that, why let baldness win?

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    I'm a bit thin on top so I shave it all off every 3 days.

    The girls fkn love it.

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    mine's rapidly going, but it will get shaven off when the time is right (not sure when that will be).
    my mate says i look more like shearer everytime he see's me, but i think i might go for a sven goran ericsson style cut


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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    I've been thin on top since I was 21 but only started to shave it off a few years ago. I don't even do a number two any more I just shave it off with no attachment and shave my face at the same time. Only need to do it once a month lol

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    Yeah I do the same, shave face then head

    But once a month? Blimey.

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    Can't see why people are bothered about it, I had the same sort of hair as my Dad and always knew by the age of about 25 it would start to thin and it has never bothered me in the slightest.
    I always said as soon as it started to go I would shave it all off as I thought it looked pathetic trying to hide it so I went from long hair to shaved in a day, I have had a shaved head for nearly 20 years and only ever met one other person with a shaved head when I did it but now baldie's are taking over.

    I can't see any disadvantages to it and you can't control losing your hair so why worry about it, if your a fat then you can do something about it.

    For people who are bothered about it and consider getting a wig remember this: even if it's a good one everyone who knows you knows it's a wig and thinks your sad and if you are bothered about what people you don't know think then you are sad.

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    After considerable research I can prove hair is for poofs.


    Poofie


    Not a poofie

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    im only 20 started thinning at 16 but always had a shaved head but now im receding pretty bad still shave it though just get the barber to shape it so its not as bad haha.

    dont think it will be long till i will have to start wet shaving my head

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bald Bouncer View Post
    now baldie's are taking over.
    lol, I can see an army of baldies approaching from over the hill




    Dunno what I'd do if I started going bald. I'd like to think that I'd just shave the lot off....but I love my hair, and I'm not 100% sure what my reaction would be...

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    Quote Originally Posted by miffy View Post
    dont think it will be long till i will have to start wet shaving my head
    Wet shave is the only way everything else is for wannabe baldie's

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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    Quote Originally Posted by DJAd View Post
    Dunno about bald but grey!!!! I keep having to get my hair "highlighted" to hide them.
    LOL, ya big poof!
    I started going grey at 25, and it bothered me then. 10 years later, and I'm still only 'going grey' I thought I'd be fully grey by now.

    As for the original question, I think I'd just have it clippered if I went bald.
    But then again that's easy for me to say cos I'm not. All those that say they would shave/clip if they went bald but aren't bald, I reckon their view may change if it actually happened to them.
    I should be OK as there are no baldies in my family.
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    Default Re: Would you hide your baldness if it happened?

    Quote Originally Posted by Freddy View Post
    After considerable research I can prove hair is for poofs.


    Poofie


    Not a poofie


    Sure!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post


    Sure!
    FFS




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