Top Ten Husbands
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced
ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please
be gentle, I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it's going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back
to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was .. ...... God
I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the
husband, "but, why?"
"You're a TaxMan...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
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