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    Luscious Linda
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    Here's a rundown of my prices... you will find me on the corner of Watling Street in London.

    Hand Job = 1.50
    Blow Job = 3.50
    Sex with a condom = 5.00
    Sex without a condom = 6.50
    Massage = 4.00 for an hour

    All prices are in GBP.
    If the service you would like is not on this list please contact me on the street above, 7pm onwards everynight.

    Hope to see you soon baby.

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    buahahaha



    do we have to book ? and do you do animals ??

    cheers,

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    Lol, this should be made a 'Sticky'

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    BJ's at 3.50 a pop, christ, I don't care who's mouth it is for that price, lets do it baby.........

    Does the 3.50 include you taking a shot in the mouth, or is that extra?

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    I wonder if she does a buy one get one free offer!!

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    post us up a couple of pictures to make sure your not a complete dog at those prices.

    make them as revealing as possible LOL

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    lol, I can't believe I missed this shes done her homework, great direct marketing

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    @diablos

    Just turn the light off if she is a dog.

    ;p

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    Can I pay COD and do you have refs?

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    Digital Forums Pimping Agency - The Only Way to 'Ho'

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    LOL!!!!
    Ill take 1 of each plz? Nah, make that 2...

    do you do group service? Do we get discount?

    hahahahaha

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    Hmm, if your profile is correct, you're Italian.... yum, I'll have a BJ to start with pls.... the rest we'll see as we get on.

    Regards

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    guess i'll have to join the queue!
    wot are we up to, sloppy 8ths?

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    ASDA Price Do I get anything for 900 DF Dollars?
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    f**k it i'll grab the camera and my absinthe and we'll make a good night of it lads!! Whos first? We'll take all ports over and see if she can keep up, give her 50 quid for her time!!

    I got some DF cash i'd throw in with ya tom!! Spit roasting!!

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    i'm glad i got in there 1st.. i'm not going after you lot
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    erghhh whos gonna stir the porridge last
    u dirty fcukas


    oh 1 BJ please thanks alot

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    Your a worn out old slapper Linda, how many times have i told you that Watling Street is my stretch you hussy.
    If i catch you walking my patch i'll scratch your bloody eyes out.
    And how dare you try to compete with me and steal my price list, my chocolate starfish is more inviting than that worn out smelly pussy you have, and i still have my own teeth so i can give a little nibble on the helmet, people want thrilling not chilling you worn out minger.
    So stay off my patch.

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    Hey get off my turf Ho! or pay da man !

    Pimps up, Ho's down!

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    linda if me and my friends get you upto staffs uni for the weekend - how much for say 200 of us
    and a few girls included
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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