My Services

[duplex]

Do you have an adams apple?

[Luscious Linda]

Originally posted by Mystical_2K
linda if me and my friends get you upto staffs uni for the weekend - how much for say 200 of us
and a few girls included

I will do you all for £700, the girls can have me for free.
Only 200 of you then, i have not done a small party for quite some time.

OI Gay Gordon, shut your mouth you drag queen wannabee, at least i don't have to give it away for free, thats the only way you get something warm inside you.

Hookerman, you can shut your face because the last time we met i gave you a slap and you was crying for your mommy.

Duplex, if it's an adams apple you want darling, see Gay fooker errr i mean Gordon.

[dingle_666]

lol wicked post

[Tom aka God]

You guys shoulda got her to go to Blackpool

[Gunny]

We were going to but then we saw her picture

[dingle_666]

lol gunny

[Woops]

Do you do a bulk buy discount for all 5 ?:bleh: :bleh:

Oh yeah, and do you accept VISA & if so do you wipe it after you've swiped it Hehehehe :rolls: :o:

[bamboosh]

how much to cum up your arse?

[Luscious Linda]

@tom aka god , go to Blackpool darling, not on your life, besides i would not have wanted to take money from you guy's cos after the amount of beer you lot consumed i doubt that any one of you could have got it up, and being as Mr Raptor is so kind to allow me to advertise on his site for payment in kind i did not want to take advantage of all you members.

@ Gunny , i am possibly the best looking date you have had, but a bit of advice sweetie, i am a sure thing so there was no need to ply me with drinks all night to get your end away, and as for performance, you might be ready for full sex when your balls drop dear :bleh:

@ woops, bulk for 5 of you? now listen, those uni guy's were a waste of time, not one of them lasted more than 3 strokes and a grunt, and after 200 of them i was just getting warmed up, but you think they had been at it all night, huh , uni guy's i've sh1t em , and visa? do i look like the kind of girl that does plastic? it's cash or sod all m8.

@bamboosh, If it's arse your after sonny, go and see gay fooker, that's right up his street , or exit as the case may be. but saying that i think he has took sound advice and has not been seen walking my beat as of late, so take it in hand m8 and beat it.

[Spike2k1]

Originally posted by Luscious Linda
....., so take it in hand m8 and beat it.

quality linda... quality!!

[Tom aka God]

Linda, Wheres your 'contributor' sign underneath your name

[Luscious Linda]

The boss and i have this understanding, (well we do stand for a quick knee trembler) I do contribute to the forums, look at the deals you Digital Forums members get, I even give the occasional freebie to new members that are feeling a little dejected .
Do i need to have a contributors logo? i have some glowing references, and believe me sweetheart i have seen quite a few glowing things in my time, some brighter than others and some bigger than others, but it's not the size is it? .
If it makes you feel any better i will ask the powers that be for my logo.
Now was your comment to me a way of trying to get things rolling between us? first you asked for me to be in Blackpool and now this latest comment, tut tut , all you have to do darling is ask and it shall be given, well not given , there would be a small charge.
I have to go now because i have another customer waiting for my attention and leaving him out in the cold is not good for my reputation.

[Spike2k1]

Hey Linda maybe you could offer this service:

Mobile Thai brothels offer sex in the back of a van

Police in Bangkok are trying to catch a gang running a mobile brothel service that offers sex in the back of a van.

The gang is believed to run five vans which all have curtains fitted behind the drivers seat and beds installed in the back.

Music is also piped into the bedroom as the vans are driven around the city, reports the Kom Chad Luek newspaper.

Sexual services in the back of the van with a pr0stitute are on offer for between £20 and £30 a time.

It's reported that the service is being offered for those who want something a little different and that the vans drive around the city smoothly and slowly.

For a lower price customers can instead bring along their partner or have sex in the vehicle while it is parked.

The paper adds that the service has proved to be very popular. Many customers had been disappointed at being unable to hire the vans and are now said to be phoning ahead to book them.

Police say they are trying to catch those operating the vans but add that the group is very well organised and has look-outs and mobile phones.

[{film_man}]

cool lol

[Luscious Linda]

@ spike2k1 , Look darling, if i am going to get down to the nitty gritty then i want it to happen in the comfort of my own king size water bed, not driving around streets in some dirty smelly old van where the driver can hear everything , besides i have no need for anyone to watch over me, the next thing that would happen is for them to want a share in my earnings, now that won't do will it?
I like my clients to enjoy themselves and not be cramped up, i find if the client is comfortable in the surroundings then they will peform better
I did try the van thing with Mr raptor at one stage, but i noticed it did impair his performance, so i think i will give it a miss.
nice of you to be looking out for me though, trying to give me other options in my career .

Now {film_man} what are you finding funny my dear? I wonder what type of films you watch. are they of the artistic body entwining type? , I bet they are , I think you should bring one round one of the nights, we can watch it together then, but don't forget to bring your money!
Got to go darlings as i need to have a walk, been on my back most of the day and it does get tiring, so to get myself together i have a walk about for an hour or so.

I might be lucky and bump into someone that might need my services .

[Tom aka God]

I feel i must apolgise Linda

[Luscious Linda]

Originally posted by Tom aka God
Linda, Wheres your 'contributor' sign underneath your name

@ tom aka god , Well it looks like my sexual favours have paid off , I must thank Admin for my nice shiney contributors logo, and extra hugs and kisses go to ABCman , I'll see you later baby.
So my badge is there for you all to see, so tom my little cherub, WHERE'S YOUR'S ?
I tell you what sweetie, you contribute to the forums and when you come round for my services i will do you at a reduced rate i will also throw in a shiney (B.J for all you that have never heard that term ) for free , now can't be fairer than that can i.

I have to go and get the bikini line waxed now, and by god it does make you cringe

[Tom aka God]

LMAO, Deal.

[bamboosh]

do you like the old minge licking

[Spike2k1]

Bamboosh: are you offering your sevices?