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    Default Roy Keane-ian Rhapsody

    Here's something for u bored City,L'pool,Gunners & Leeds fans to sing in the pub..lol

    > Mama, just kicked a man.
    > There's a screw loose in my head,
    > Because I tried to break his leg,
    >
    > Fergie, the seasons just begun,
    > But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
    >
    > Forlan! Ooh -ooh - ooh,
    > Makes me want to sigh!
    > We'd score more goals with Sid James or Kenneth
    > Williams,
    > Carry On, Camping,
    > The whole teams just in tatters.
    >
    > Too late, my crime is done,
    > Tried to mangle Alfie's spine,
    > Now he's aching all the time,
    >
    > Goodbye M1ck McCarthy, I've got to go,
    > Got to leave the squad behind, 'cos I'm a person!
    >
    > Veron! Ooh -ooh - ooh
    > He doesn't seem to try,
    > I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.
    >
    > (guitar solo)
    >
    > (Opera Section)
    > I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
    >
    > LAURENT BLANC! LAURENT BLANC!
    > HE'S JUST SLOW, OLD AND USELESS!
    >
    > Brown & Neville fighting, very very frightening
    > indeed!!!
    >
    > WHERE IS RIO ?,
    > Where is Rio?,
    >
    > WHERE IS RIO?,
    > Where is Rio?,
    >
    > Because Laurents far too slow! He's far too
    > slow-ow-ow-ow-ow.....
    >
    > I'm just a head-case, nobody loves me!
    >
    > HE'S JUST A HEADCASE, WALKED OUT ON, HIS COUNTRY!
    >
    > SPARE US THE WHINES FROM HIS GAFFER IF YOU PLEASE!
    >
    > Here it comes, Open goal - Forlan must score.
    >
    > HE WILL NOT!
    >
    > No! He's simply got to score!
    >
    > HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
    >
    > No! He's simply got to score!
    >
    > HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
    >
    > NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER
    > SCORE.........
    >
    > NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
    >
    > Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ?
    >
    > Has he really stubbed his toe ?
    >
    > Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ?
    >
    > Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?
    >
    > (Guitar riff)
    >
    > So you think that I punch refs and spit in their eyes?
    >
    > Would I kick Alan Shearer and leave him to die?
    >
    > Oh baby, Even though I seem crazy,
    >
    > I'm Roy the Red, rich, thick and madder each year.
    >
    > (Slow bit)
    >
    > All the guys I've clattered.....even poor Alfie!
    >
    > Now I've got a Court case...........I just want to
    > kick folk, you see ?
    >
    > Tell me where did M1ck go ?
    >
    >
    >
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    LOL excellent

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    Words don't go with the music - Load of Crap

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    Originally posted by honestDave
    Words don't go with the music - Load of Crap
    Let them have their fun, they've f*ck-all else to do!!
    I wonder if they will take the piss when we regain the premiership! :

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    lol it made me snigger a bit n id def like 2 hear it sung by the kop.
    sayin that i av 2 agree with honestdave a bit, sum ov the words dont seem 2 fit in but sum ov them seem spot on.

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