Roy Keane-ian Rhapsody

[ibobsy]

Here's something for u bored City,L'pool,Gunners & Leeds fans to sing in the pub..lol

> Mama, just kicked a man.
> There's a screw loose in my head,
> Because I tried to break his leg,
>
> Fergie, the seasons just begun,
> But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
>
> Forlan! Ooh -ooh - ooh,
> Makes me want to sigh!
> We'd score more goals with Sid James or Kenneth
> Williams,
> Carry On, Camping,
> The whole teams just in tatters.
>
> Too late, my crime is done,
> Tried to mangle Alfie's spine,
> Now he's aching all the time,
>
> Goodbye M1ck McCarthy, I've got to go,
> Got to leave the squad behind, 'cos I'm a person!
>
> Veron! Ooh -ooh - ooh
> He doesn't seem to try,
> I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.
>
> (guitar solo)
>
> (Opera Section)
> I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
>
> LAURENT BLANC! LAURENT BLANC!
> HE'S JUST SLOW, OLD AND USELESS!
>
> Brown & Neville fighting, very very frightening
> indeed!!!
>
> WHERE IS RIO ?,
> Where is Rio?,
>
> WHERE IS RIO?,
> Where is Rio?,
>
> Because Laurents far too slow! He's far too
> slow-ow-ow-ow-ow.....
>
> I'm just a head-case, nobody loves me!
>
> HE'S JUST A HEADCASE, WALKED OUT ON, HIS COUNTRY!
>
> SPARE US THE WHINES FROM HIS GAFFER IF YOU PLEASE!
>
> Here it comes, Open goal - Forlan must score.
>
> HE WILL NOT!
>
> No! He's simply got to score!
>
> HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
>
> No! He's simply got to score!
>
> HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
>
> NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER
> SCORE.........
>
> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
>
> Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ?
>
> Has he really stubbed his toe ?
>
> Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ?
>
> Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?
>
> (Guitar riff)
>
> So you think that I punch refs and spit in their eyes?
>
> Would I kick Alan Shearer and leave him to die?
>
> Oh baby, Even though I seem crazy,
>
> I'm Roy the Red, rich, thick and madder each year.
>
> (Slow bit)
>
> All the guys I've clattered.....even poor Alfie!
>
> Now I've got a Court case...........I just want to
> kick folk, you see ?
>
> Tell me where did M1ck go ?
>
>
>
>

[ABCMan]

LOL excellent

[honestDave]

Words don't go with the music - Load of Crap

[CON-DIGI]

Originally posted by honestDave
Words don't go with the music - Load of Crap

Let them have their fun, they've f*ck-all else to do!!
I wonder if they will take the piss when we regain the premiership! :

[Danger Mouse]

lol it made me snigger a bit n id def like 2 hear it sung by the kop.
sayin that i av 2 agree with honestdave a bit, sum ov the words dont seem 2 fit in but sum ov them seem spot on.