Smart Woman

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  1. ibobsy's Avatar

    ibobsy said:

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    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both
    of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
    hurt.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
    that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
    nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
    God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
    the rest of our days."

    The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign!

    The woman continued, "And look at this, there's another miracle. My
    car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
    Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
    fortune."

    Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in
    agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
    to the woman.

    The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
    hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
     
  2. kaske1's Avatar

    kaske1 said:

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    yes I like this one
     
  3. Morph's Avatar

    Morph said:

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    That guy deserves to be raped every night in prison if he fell for that one, what a loser