Mick finds himself in court, facing changes for a double murder. When
the judge declares, "Michael O'Regan, you are charged with beating
your wife to death with a spanner", someone at the back of the
courtroom yells out, "You b@stard!"
The judge continues, "You are also charged with beating your daughter
to death with a spanner."
Again, from the back of the courtroom, a voice yells out, "You
b@stard!!!" The judge stops, looks at the culprit at the back of the
courtroom, and says, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and
frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these
outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what's
Paddy stands up and addresses the court: "For fifteen years I lived
next door to that bastard. And every time I asked to borrow a f#cking
spanner, he said he didn't have one!"