>
> HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY ALL YOU HAVE TO BE IS :
>
> 1. a friend
> 2. a companion
> 3. a lover
> 4. a brother
> 5. a father figure
> 6. a teacher
> 7. an educator
> 8. a cook
> 9. a gardner
> 10. a carpenter
> 11. a driver
> 12. an engineer
> 13. a mechanic
> 14. an interior decorator
> 15. a stylist
> 16. a sex therapist
> 17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician
> 18. a psychologist
> 19. a psychiatrist
> 20. a therapist
> 21. a Good father
> 22. a gentleman
> 23. well organised
> 24. tidy
> 25. very clean
> 27. athletic
> 28. affectionate
> 29. affable
> 30. attentive
> 31. ambitious
> 32. amenable
> 33. articulate
> 34. bold
> 35. brave
> 36. creative
> 37. courageous
> 38. complimentary
> 39. capable
> 40. decisive
> 41. intelligent
> 42. imaginative
> 43. interesting
> 44. prudent
> 45. patient
> 46. polite
> 47. passionate
> 48. respectful
> 49. sweet
> 50. strong
> 51. skillful
> 52. supportive
> 53. sympathetic
> 54. tolerant
> 55. understanding
> 56. someone who loves shopping
> 57. someone who doesn't make problems
> 58. someone who never looks at other women
> 59. very rich
>
>
> AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO
> MAKE SURE YOU:
> 60. are neither jealous nor disinterested
> 61. get on well with her family, but don't spend more
> time with them than with her
> 62. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where she
> goes
>
> ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
> 63. Not forget the dates of:
> * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
> * graduation
> * birthday
> * menstruation
>
> However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you
> are not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one
> day feel overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life with you
> and run off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk-bon viveur she
> meets...
>
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Let him have sex with you
>