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    Default The Whys of Men.

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    > 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    > (because they are plugged into a genius)
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    > 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
    > (they don't have enough time)
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    > 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    > (they don't stop to ask directions)
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    > 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    > ( because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
    > (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
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    > 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    > (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
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    > 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    > (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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    > 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    > (don't know...... it never happened)
    > (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
    >
    > And my personal favorite:
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    > 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    > (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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    man!!! don,t let the wife see this one,

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