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    Default Roy-Keanian Rhapsody

    not mine , nicked it from modshack


    Roy-Keanian Rhapsody

    Oh dear, I just kicked a man
    Theres a screw loose in my head,
    I went and tried to break his leg,
    Bugger, the seasons just begun,
    But now, I've gone and thrown it all away,
    The Nevilles are Poo -ooh -ooh - ooh,
    They just make me want to sigh,
    We'd be better off with Hattie Jakes or Kenneth Williams,
    From Carry on, Camping,
    The whole teams just in tatters.

    Its too late, my crime is done,
    Tried to mangle Alfies spine,
    Now he's aching all the time,
    Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go,
    Got to leave the squad behind, Im in a mood.
    Veron, is poo, yes its true,
    He doesn't seem to try,
    I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.

    I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
    Laurent Blanc, Laurent Blanc,
    Is he on a bleedin go slow ?
    Wes Brown and Phillip Neville, those stupid dolts can't
    frighten a flea,
    WHERE IS RIO ?, where is rio?,
    WHERE IS RIO?, where is rio?,
    Laurents too slow, (slow, slow, slow)

    I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
    * He's just a headcase who walked out on his country,
    Spare us the whines off his gaffer, if you please.
    Here it comes, Open goal,
    Diego Forlan, He must score. HE WILL NOT.
    ** NO, He will never score.
    Let him score, HE WILL NOT,
    He will never score.
    Let him score, HE WILL NOT,
    He will never score.
    Let him score, Don't think he'll ever score,
    Don't think he'll get a single goal, (goal, goal, goal)
    Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ?
    What do you mean he's stubbed his toe ?
    Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ?
    Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?

    So you think I abuse refs and spit in their eyes,
    Do you think that I like it that I am despised ?
    Or maybe, Even though I seem crazy,
    I'm just a stupid lout, just a stupid lout, out of beer.

    All the guys I've clattered, even poor Alfie,
    My reputations shattered,
    I just feel the need to batter, don't you see ?
    Anyway now where did Mick go ?

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    its already in the footy forum m8, been there all day i think

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    not everybody is gonna see it in there though

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    true, and it is funny

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