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    Default cheeses spread sandwiches!!!!

    just thought id ask wot every1s favorite snack\meal is when theyve ad a few? if its been asked b4 i dont care because im so twated i cant b arsed 2 look, sry if i offend ne1.

    *well im obv arseholed cause im eatin cheese spread sandwiches(cause im scared ill burn the house down) n i 4got 2 even add it 2 the list:signs:
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    yes, u must be as u say, pretty bloody "twatted"

    lol... ur question is "wots ur fav sandwich after a drink????"

    possible answers:
    kebab
    pizza
    chicken kebab
    wife kebab

    personally i aint never had a pizza sandwich lol... or any of the others come to think of it lol

    but i get what u mean

    edit: added sandwhich for ya
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    Bloody Hell ! , and i thought i was stoned ! lol

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    :signs: :signs: :signs: :signs: :signs:

    ive had bout 2 or 3 hours sleep since this post n now i can sorta relate 2 y i feel so bloody ill, drinkin vodka redbull all nite then eatin cheese spread sandwiches?!?!?!
    not xactly a clever combo is it now.

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    hehe, but somewhere we've all been m8

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    Well actually it would be missus kebab. but she will be ma wife in several months.... (maybe lol)

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    It would definitely have to a large alsation (kebab) from The Spice Of Punjab takeaway with a $hitload of extra chilli sauce on

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    just thought id share with u that im now eatin sandwiches with prawn coctail crisps, and it took me bout 18 hours 2 recover from the "cheese spread" incident

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    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

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    Deffo a kebab, but wtf is a wife kebab? Is it just drunken ramblings or am i missing out on sumthing here?

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    Originally posted by Bez625
    Deffo a kebab, but wtf is a wife kebab? Is it just drunken ramblings or am i missing out on sumthing here?

    -Bez
    her twat m8.
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    surely it shud be a ham sandwhich then?

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    Originally posted by 4me2


    her twat m8.
    Ah, went completely over my head that one. Lol i need more sleep.

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    Originally posted by Bez625
    i need more sleep.

    -Bez
    nope, you need less drugs

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    and more sex!

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    Sex and drugs are a smashing combination , last weekend i went out with my missis for a night on the pills and ended up shagging a black lass in the nightclub toilets . Couldnt fault it !

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    cheers 4 the award 4me2, it means a lot 2 me.

    id like 2 thank god, my mom n pop, my manager, id also like 2 thank god, but id really like 2 blame the whole thread on my m8 who works behind the bar ov a club n served me cheap drinks all nite, and my dad who kept buying them 4 me.
    and id also like 2 apologise 4 my complete stupidity, i dont normally drink newere near that amount, im suprised i could hit the button 2 turn the pc on.

    DM

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    Originally posted by ABCMan


    nope, you need less drugs
    lol both wud probably be gud for me, but there's always the risk that it will make me a better person

    -Bez

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