funny things happen@work

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    shadygeezer said:

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    Some funny things have happened to me and a few people i know of over the years while working
    I thought this might be interesting topic of discussion
    these all true stories..hope you have funny tales to share enjoy
    I used to work for the local authority on the grounds maintenance side
    One time when the cemetry guy was off sick my brother and me had to
    take over and dig and fill graves at the local cemetry.i had helped out before dressing the graves etc.
    even digging one or two but never filled one.
    We had two graves to fill that first day and at the first one a member of
    the public would not leave he seemed lost in his own thought,
    I was told to wait until he left but
    was pushed for time after 1 hour so had to fill the grave while he watched.
    My brother and i were very nervous even thinking we were being monitered i filled the grave as
    respectfully as i could and as we laid the wreaths on top the bloke came forward i said "i hope this is okay for you its the first grave we've ever done we are not the regular staff"
    he said "I don't give a F*ck mate i couldn't stand the bastard I just had to make sure he wern't getting out"
    That is the truth best laugh i had for ages we cried
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    One time on a local recreation ground we visited the toilets standing having a pee
    we noticed sombody looking through a hole in the wall from the ladies side
    well we rushed around
    shouted "you dirty b*stard pervert" kicked the door off its hinges
    and a litlle old lady screamed pulling up her pants F*ck we ran laughing jumped
    in the vehicle and drove off smartish
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    A gas fitter in one area was inspecting gasfires in a block of flats and on entering one
    of them thought he could smell gas.Emergency services were called the flats evacuated the whole area sealed off
    After a detailed inspection the offending smell was traced to a dead chicken behind sombodys frige ..
    ..........................................
    but my favourite is the builder who had been on the local brew Marston's the night before
    working on a little old ladys house he took ill and had to visit her toilet i dont think he realised what he'd done
    because that afternoon there was a call to the office that somebody had sh*t in her slippers next to her toilet
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    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
     
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    but my favourite is the builder who had been on the local brew Marston's the night before
    working on a little old ladys house he took ill and had to visit her toilet i dont think he realised what he'd done
    because that afternoon there was a call to the office that somebody had sh*t in her slippers next to her toilet
    class
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    We found a dead pigeon in the factory, the electric shutter door had closed right in the middle of its back so it looked like it was sat bolt-upright. We arsed around for a while and ended up putting it on top of my mates locker, I said to another mate "don't mess with it or even think about it because you'll just end up moving it again". I went back to my machines, about 10 mins later I went to gauge some parts, my mate had perched this pigeon on my gauge with a little paper hat on & a lit fag hanging out of its beak. Laughed my balls off. At the end of the night I got a fork-lift & lifted my mate up so that we could perch it in a prominent place, by the time we left it had started to go a bit soft and its head was hanging down, looked like it was dozing off.
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...
     
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    Originally posted by beansontoast
    my mate had perched this pigeon on my gauge with a little paper hat on & a lit fag hanging out of its beak. Laughed my balls off.
    LOl i think i would have done hahhahah
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
     
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    i cant say any thing really as my job is all to do with fun

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything
     
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    i got suspended for throwing a balled up piece of a4 paper in to the bin, and ended up with a verbal warning ......not that funny come to think of it

    cas
     
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    Originally posted by Cam
    i cant say any thing really as my job is all to do with fun
    try filling a bouncy castle with helium that should do the trick if you dont tie it down too well (just make sure there are a few kids on it before you untie it)
     
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    u bin watchin to many mr kipling adverts

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything
     
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    True this is , A guy reading porn mag at work and was smoking on the toilet when he put it out he puts in down the pan unbeknowing to him some one put gas down the pan, His back side caught fire and had 3rd degree burns , When the amblance arrived the nurses asked what happend when they was carrying him out to the ambulance after what was told they laught and bloody droped the poor guy in which case broke his arm, as well .
     
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    Check my username for details.
     
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    Well i remember one from my first ever job i was machine operator in a warehouse job was total bullshit we had to
    break the machines for summat to do it was that boring
    but this one day we were having the irakki top notch visitors
    we were to be on us best behavior as they where coming round i never noticed i was feet up on my machine reading the paper
    lol this straw hat white collar tw*t leant over and said"when you've finished reading that section i should look in the situations vacant part"
    Looking back now i think its funny but i was worried i'd lost me job for a while got some dirty looks of managers but nothing happend
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.