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    Default Unusual Pet

    This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
    pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
    an unusual pet.

    After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a
    little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a
    good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his
    new pet to the bar to have a drink.

    So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
    with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This
    bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
    "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there
    was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes
    more, thinking about the situation.

    He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
    against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like
    to go
    to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
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    > A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm
    > putting my f**king shoes on."

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    oh bad v bad

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    sounds like one of mine

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