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    Default Caption Competition #3

    Starting today we have Caption Competition #3, as before, winner gets a t-shirt from my stock of ridiculosly crap t-shirts (I need a good excuse to get shut of 'em, they are taking up too much room). There's even a few DF t-shirts left so u might be lucky and get one of those.

    Here we go, please provide a caption for this photo, and please let your imagination run wild, the more outrageous the better, and the more sexual depravity the better, OK? Remember, deviancy is the keyword here.:



    This caption competition ends on 14/09/02.

    **PLEASE NOTE** Caption entries only in this thread please, all other posts will be deleted. Thank you.

    **Rules** My decision is final, whether u like it or not. Only UK members will be considered as prize winners.

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    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayo de da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayo
    The Talleyman came after Id tallied his bannana ! :shock:
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    "thats the last time i have sex on the tomatoes

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    "and i thought sex got better as you get older"

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    Remember kids.......Ciggarettes are good for you.......I mean look at me!!

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    speaking through his teeth, still in a state of shock

    "I cant believe she got that WHOLE watermelon up there, i just wish i had sold her a less ripe one"

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    "If I hadn't put that Pommegranite up her Tw*t i wouldn't have all this sh*t all over me shirt"
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

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    Originally posted by shadygeezer
    "If I hadn't put that Pommegranite up her Tw*t i wouldn't have all this sh*t all over me shirt"
    LOLOLOL, I know it's early days but thats gonna take some beating, inspired m8.

    C'mon the rest of you, you've got something to beat now........

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    1: Richard Pryor's multiple sclerosis got so bad he couldnt even feel the 3 bananas up his arse.

    2: This may be Marlboro country but he sure looks like a camal, look at them spit stains!!

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    yea yea the cheques in the post i know bastard
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    Its been days now...god what id give right now for a good long shit !

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    Al Pacino caught rehersing for his role in the new Warner's superhero film "Bananaman".

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    i sell bananas i got sh!t all over mi shirt im stoned to fuk and i just eat my mother-in-law god i love my life

    (maybe not )

    any 1 seen me old misses and her young lesbain love slave....fu(kin fruit gets boring

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    "Thats the last time i suck on a camel"

    Urbanmiffs

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    After not jacking off for 36 years, Manuel was bewildered at the sheer force and amount of man fat produced when he finally blew his load

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    **** me, that was a big pidgeon!

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    Most anally inserted bananas record smashed by chuckle brother. Next time he vows to use Ky as opposed to messy Castrol as a lubricant.
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    I cant feckin believe it! I got one of every kinda fruit up my ass, the this poxy cigarette makes me cough!

    Oh well here we go again! 1 banana, 1 mango............

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    If I had a dollar for everyone who asked me if I sold bananas ...

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    "Same shit, different day."

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    "Big Issue, come and buy your Big Issue."

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    LOSE WEIGHT FAST "fags and bannas do the trick" Says Mario
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