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    ( from Cam) u cheeky sods i shud hurt u but im not going to cos im nice (and i will think of summit better to nite)
    My life is just FU**ED up.


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    Punchig yourself and others

    I was wondering where can u puch, kick or poke yourself or others apart from the obvius places so it reallt smarts.

    I got punched in side of the neck and it gave me a headache for like 10 minutes its dam painfull. another one is putting ur thumb under somones tougue they cant bite it as it too painfull the harder u press down themore it hurts.

    So anyone know any new crazy beating techniques. maybe ill tell al how to the tbops standing cross face crippler its bootifull.

    Im only asking this as im up for a bit of fight club
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    how about...... hit them as hard as u can in there coller bone try to break it as it gives u a good advantage then just take them to peices from there

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    I Want Fight Club!

    I wanna beat the colnel with one of his own Drumsticks.

    and ABC man with his own Gamecube (thats what the handles therefore)

    Beat God is a DJ with his own Decks

    FightClub!

    Mwahahaha
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    ahhh but i dont own a dictionary and i would catch ur sk8s and nick um cos mi wheels are ****ed then chuck um at u

    theres a nerve round the middle of ur hand near the thumb u will no when u get it just hold it and then theres around the back of the neck coloer bone knee pit and back of ya ankle all ways are painfull and would make n e let go after a while

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    WELL.. HOW ABOUT KICKING THIS THREAD RIGHT TO THE PLACE HE REALY BELONG'S ????

    THE H.O.S.






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    3 things

    1. sk8er like the piccy in yr siggy

    2. if someone was to press their thumb under my tongue they would be watching me spit it in their face momments l8r

    3. HOS

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    theres a nerve near the centre of the chest but the only accidents ive ever heard are when people bouce the bar whilst bench pressing
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    still reckon this thread was better than most of the other shite polls about who is the fittest or wether u like marmite or not!
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    @ Sergeant-Major





    Why dont you just stick your finger in there eye, people don't tend to do much when you have your finger in their eye

    Gimp

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    Originally posted by gimp
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    Why dont you just stick your finger in there eye, people don't tend to do much when you have your finger in their eye

    Gimp

    LOL

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    stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

    on the back of ya thigh if you grab and squeeze underneath it really hurts, so if you are by that are (EG. Headlock) grap there and they will soon get off you!
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    Elbow uppercut to the bottom of the jaw will knock someone out instantly no matter how big/hard they are. If you hit them hard enough you'll shatter their jaw and the shards will peirce the jugular. Manslaughter charges to follow.

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    Glad to see the thread found a decent home
    lol
    least we know what we chattin about
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    Originally posted by tbops
    Glad to see the thread found a decent home
    lol
    least we know what we chattin about


    I REST MY BLOODY CASE.




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    I reckon Sergent Major only moved it cuz hes a big girls blause and was scared of beats, as we all know thats why people join the army, to act like fairys.

    lol
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    I think this is a very dodgy topic for the simple reason there are a load of impressionable kids on this forum. If anyone is under the impression there is some kind of street fighter II supermove that will render your opponent insensible and allow you to walk unscathed, you are gonna end up getting hurt. The only time people get felled with one punch/attack is usually a pure fluke (where the person was caught by suprise) or there opponent is so scared they become a human punchbag incapable of avoiding any blow. When you have a bucket load of adrenalin running round your body you would be amazed at how much punishment you can take (and avoid). If you want to win in a fight (unless it is some sort of bile inducing mismatch) prepare yourself for a lot of effort and a very sore face the next day.

    Having said that I know this is a bit of fun and I am willing to play along as someone has tried to come up with an interesting topic. As long as you don't think your gonna become superman because you have learned a few of the 'weak spots' of the human body here are my favourites.

    The headbutt- results in two black eyes, smashed nose and potential unconciousness (if done correctly).

    Punch to the temple- results in almost certain blackout, possible smashed eye socket and a potential loss of eye control if the punch is hard enough (so the eye turns inward).

    Stamping through the knee-this one is self explantory and very nasty.

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    a proper rabbit punch to the solarplexus will take an elephant down, and a straight fingered jab to the throat would colllapse their windpipe resulting in death or at least an emergencey trachiotomy (so dont try it boys and girls)

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    Originally posted by tbops
    I reckon Sergent Major only moved it cuz hes a big girls blause and was scared of beats, as we all know thats why people join the army, to act like fairys.

    lol


    SHUT YOU SHITY GOB !!




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    '180

    dumbass '

    bet u feel silly now

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