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    When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them with the payment. Let them throw it away.

    When you get those pre approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right?

    Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes!

    Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Or a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.

    You can send it back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing!

    Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all their junk back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and best of all THEY'RE paying for it! Twice!

    Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e- mail is cutting into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!

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    isn't this what Johnny Vaughan was on about last night??

    anyway, it costs consignia one p more than you pay for every letter posted so give them a break (i work for them so have to say that!)

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    Did'nt see the Johnny Vaughan thing but when I was telling a mate today he said JV was on about it, (typical timing).
    I would love to give consigniaa break, I wish they had more, Im sick to the bloody back teeth of shite coming through my door. No I dont want a credit card or loan or pizza or Cheaper Car insurance (well yes to that one). Actually I do fancy a pizza, got no cash though. Wonder if I could have put that on a credit card.....lata

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