Originally Posted by
super mike
Most people I know - "Hey, Mike, have you got Facebook so I can add you and message you?"
Me - "No"
Most people I know - "You should get it, it would make telling you about our gigs easier and we can arrange pints and nights easier"
Me - "I see you often, if something comes up that you need to tell me inbetween these times we see each other then fucking phone me or do as you have been doing and text me"
Most people I know - "But what about my photos and stuff?"
Me - "You're fucking ugly and I know what you look like. If there is something you want me to see, email me. I don't want to see pictures of you in the pub, or with friends or of you or anyone else doing anything that is not at all slightly interesting, so if I did have facebook I wouldn't look at any of your fucking photos anyway"
Most people I know - "Oh. But..."
Me - "But what?"
Most people I know - "You can be so grumpy and cynical"
Me - "Get fucked"
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