Caption Competition #4

Thread: Caption Competition #4

  1. CzarJunkie's Avatar

    CzarJunkie said:

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    Starting today we have Caption Competition #4, as before, winner gets a t-shirt from my stock of ridiculosly crap t-shirts (I need a good excuse to get shut of 'em, they are taking up too much room). There's even a few DF t-shirts left so u might be lucky and get one of those.

    Here we go, please provide a caption for this photo, and please let your imagination run wild, the more outrageous the better, and the more sexual depravity the better, OK? Remember, deviancy is the keyword here.:



    This caption competition ends on 21/09/02.

    **PLEASE NOTE** Caption entries only in this thread please, all other posts will be deleted. Thank you.

    **Rules** My decision is final, whether u like it or not. Only UK members will be considered as prize winners.
  2. Soulassassin's Avatar

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    Belindas karate lessons soon paid off when a quick roundhouse seen off four drama students in one swoop..
  3. mark1984's Avatar

    mark1984 said:

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    "Retarts found drooling in community hall"
  4. Aido's Avatar

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    You too can scare off attackers if you stick 4 fingers up your ass, pull the chunks out and throw it at 'em!

    If that doesn't work then the smell's guaranteed to scare the living fuck out of 'em!

    Heck it even made Michael Jackson grow an afro and go black again

    Look at him as he's about to block the attack with the fishy fingers tactic. shame he forgot he's a geezer
    Last edited by Aido; 15th September 2002 at 05:03 PM.
  5. Scat's Avatar

    Scat said:

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    "Marionette wires entangled during premiere night of new pull-my-cord puppet musical"
  6. CzarJunkie's Avatar

    CzarJunkie said:

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    "Everyone get the f**k back, I've got shit on my fingers and I'm not afraid to smear it"
  7. Glory Road's Avatar

    Glory Road said:

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    Is it a film, a book, or a telly programe you crazy fuckers
  8. RhinoBanga's Avatar

    RhinoBanga said:

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    It's the John Inman fan club enjoying a quick game of twister.
  9. gunner's Avatar

    gunner said:

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    The fly evaded them all.
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  10. shadygeezer's Avatar

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    The new dance the Contortionist W*NK is really catching on
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
  11. Mr.James's Avatar

    Mr.James said:

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    It was duing the fourth week of teaching football to local spastics that Moria Stewart finally lost her temper while trying to stress the importance of moving off the ball.
  12. marcode's Avatar

    marcode said:

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    'How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?'
    Last edited by marcode; 16th September 2002 at 06:43 PM.
  13. Gel's Avatar

    Gel said:

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    <p>Pele's sex change left his fans reeling
  14. Aido's Avatar

    Aido said:

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    queen eats too many mars bars and turns chocolately
  15. Pongo's Avatar

    Pongo said:

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    Hands up , all those who want fcukin up the ass
  16. cujo2000's Avatar

    cujo2000 said:

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    Madonna single "Vogue" finally catches on in blind schools..!!!
  17. urbsy's Avatar

    urbsy said:

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    Christmas at Cam's

    Urban
  18. Pongo's Avatar

    Pongo said:

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    WOW..this is cool..There's a spider in my underwear !
  19. shadygeezer's Avatar

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    The Anal & Hemorrhoid Abuser's class reaction to a group of baby hedgehogs
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
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    The Thursday night Fisting group were stuck after the Vicar locked the lubricant in his office.