Good Dog

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  1. ibobsy's Avatar

    ibobsy said:

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    Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the
    beat.

    They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was
    running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I
    forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station
    to get them."

    George replied, "We don't have to go back, just give the K-9 unit, Fido, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you."

    It was a hot day and Mary didn't fell like heading back to the
    station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Fido's nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting.

    After 10 seconds of sniffing, Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the wind,
    and he is off in a flash towards the station house.

    Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido.

    Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen.

    Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry.

    Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens
    get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars,
    Fido rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's balls in his mouth.
     
  2. Cam's Avatar

    Cam said:

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    ouch!!!!

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  3. macdaddy's Avatar

    macdaddy said:

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    ha ha ha
     
  4. philo's Avatar

    philo said:

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    Good one hahaha
     
  5. The-Doc's Avatar

    The-Doc said:

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    painful!! so where were the panties!! LoL!
     
  6. Yuri's Avatar

    Yuri said:

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    must have hurt like hell but fcuking funny LOL