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    Default Secrets to a Happy Marriage from a Male Point of View

    It's important to find a woman that cooks and cleans. It's important to find a woman that earns good money. It's important to find a woman that likes to have sex. It's very important that these three women never meet.

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    Dick and Sandra were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.

    Sandra said, "Will we go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon?"

    "Uh huh," said Dick

    "Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Sandra .

    "Uh huh," said Dick.

    "And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?" asked Sandra.

    "That's right," said Dick, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"

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