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    Default Nice Sausage!

    Ian and Mark fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money,
    altogether they had a staggering 50 pence.

    Mark said 'Hang on I've an idea' - went into the butchers shop nextdoor and came out with one large Cumberland Sausage.

    Ian - 'Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all'

    Mark said 'Don't worry - just follow me' and went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniels'

    Ian - 'Now you have lost it - do you know how much trouble we will be in we haven't got any money!!'

    Mark- 'Don't worry - I've got a plan - Cheers'

    They had their drinks and Mark said 'OK, I will now stick the sausage through my zip - you get on your knees and put it in your mouth'

    Said and done - the landlord noticed it, went berserk and threw them out.

    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk -all for free.

    At the 10th pub Ian said 'Mate - I don't think I can continue this any longer - I am totally wasted and my knees are killing me'

    Mark - 'How do you think I feel - I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub'

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    Ha ha ha.... Excellent!!

    Mike.

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