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    Default Had sex once per day for 1 year

    If you had sex once every day for 1 year (365 days) and you wore a condom every time....

    Well if you melted all of the rubber down from the johnnies you could make a 285x17 tyre and that would be a !Fooking GOOD-YEAR!!"
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    Pisser,

    A years supply of my extra large ones would put rubber all round that Lambo of yours

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    if u took a dump every day 43 a year and used the toilet paper to make a calander u would have a shit year

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything

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