Prayers

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    ibobsy said:

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    > > A Girl's Prayer
    > > Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
    > > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    > > One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    > > One who's willy's thick and long.
    > > One who thinks before he speaks,
    > > When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
    > > I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    > > And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
    > > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    > > Massages my back and begs to do more.
    > > Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
    > > Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
    > > One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
    > > In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
    > > I pray that this man will love me no end,
    > > And never attempts to shag my best friend.
    > > And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
    > > I look at the wanker you sent me instead.
    > > Amen.
    > >
    > > A Boy's Prayer
    > > Lord
    > > I pray for a girl with big tits.
    > > Amen
    > >
    > >
    > > A Husband's Prayer
    > > Dear God,
    > > Keep our wives from shopping sprees and protect them from bargains
    >they do
    > > not need and bargains they cannot afford.
    > > Lead them not into temptation, for they know NOT what they do!
    > > Amen
    >
    > > A Wife's Prayer
    > > Almighty Father,
    > > Keep our husbands from looking at other women and comparing them to
    >us.
    > > Save them from making fools of themselves in caf├ęs and nightclubs.
    >Above
    > > all, please do NOT forgive their trespasses for they know EXACTLY what
    >they do!
    > > Amen
     
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