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    I know someone called Trevor Watt - he gets offended everytime you use the word twat in public!!

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    As anyone ever heard the word 'twat' being used to discribe a womans fanny?

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    Originally posted by fireman2203
    As anyone ever heard the word 'twat' being used to discribe a womans fanny?
    twat adj., n. This is a synonym for female genitalia. Not to be used in overly-polite company. It is also slang for hitting something and (as a noun again) an insult, generally directed at blokes. A suitably confusing example would read "some twat in the pub accused me of having been near his bird's twat, so I twatted him!" :rolls:

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    Originally posted by abarthman


    twat adj., n. This is a synonym for female genitalia. Not to be used in overly-polite company. It is also slang for hitting something and (as a noun again) an insult, generally directed at blokes. A suitably confusing example would read "some twat in the pub accused me of having been near his bird's twat, so I twatted him!" :rolls:
    HAHAHA... What a ****ing Twat... Fancy being caught near some Twat's Bird's Twat, I'd Of Twatted him just for being a Twat...
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    Originally posted by abarthman
    "some twat in the pub accused me of having been near his bird's twat, so I twatted him!" :rolls:
    hahahaha

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    Originally posted by Nookie_Bear
    I know someone called Trevor Watt - he gets offended everytime you use the word twat in public!!

    so on his mail its

    Mr. T. watt ?

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    well done cam another one u figured out....

    a joke is only funny if it does not need explaining


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    love it m8 but aren't all birds that ? or is it just mine

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    Originally posted by Cam



    so on his mail its

    Mr. T. watt ?
    I know a T. Watt as well- for real

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    we had a P.Head and an A.Nutt and a lot of twats at school

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    I was surprised nobody mentioned

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    ROTFLMAO

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