Caption Competition #5

Thread: Caption Competition #5

  1. CzarJunkie's Avatar

    CzarJunkie said:

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    Starting today we have Caption Competition #5, as before, winner gets a t-shirt from my stock of ridiculosly crap t-shirts (I need a good excuse to get shut of 'em, they are taking up too much room). There's even a few DF t-shirts left so u might be lucky and get one of those.

    Here we go, please provide a caption for this photo, and please let your imagination run wild, the more outrageous the better, and the more sexual depravity the better, OK? Remember, deviancy is the keyword here.:



    This caption competition ends on 28/09/02.

    **PLEASE NOTE** Caption entries only in this thread please, all other posts will be deleted. Thank you.

    **Rules** My decision is final, whether u like it or not. Only UK members will be considered as prize winners.
  2. CzarJunkie's Avatar

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    I'll start you off.....................

    "Hello Mr Hussain! Congratulations you have been selected by our computer to qualify for a discount on this years range, you just have to buy the mobile launchers and we throw in the missles for free. Hows that sound sir? Can I put you down for 2 dozen and a batch of anti-personnel mines?"
  3. Spike2k1's Avatar

    Spike2k1 said:

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    HA HA..... Your just after your own shirts!!
  4. Soulassassin's Avatar

    Soulassassin said:

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    What do you mean politics?
    This paper is America, fly in the direction of this pen, these glasses are the bombs, and the cup is Iraq.
    NOW WHERE'S THE FOOKIN BUTTON!!!!
  5. 5bellies's Avatar

    5bellies said:

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    'So I just pull down on the chain, and it flushes. Thanks, Dad.'
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    CzarJunkie said:

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    Originally posted by 5bellies
    'So I just pull down on the chain, and it flushes. Thanks, Dad.'
    Buhahahahahaha, priceless m8, thats gonna take some beating................
  7. Scottio200's Avatar

    Scottio200 said:

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    "Hi Tony, You left your glasses! No wonder your married to Cheri!"

    -Scottio
  8. the_wizzard's Avatar

    the_wizzard said:

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    dad,what do you mean put the glasses on the mug?? im confused.


    booboo
  9. urbsy's Avatar

    urbsy said:

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    What do you mean she spilt some on the dress ? , she swallowed the lot i swear ! . Any more of this nonsence and i'll bomb Iraq , now piss off my phoneline .
  10. Cam's Avatar

    Cam said:

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    what do u mean

    the osbournes was thought a better show than bush in the white house with presenter mokai lewinski

    or

    get me the presdant of the united states.....

    or

    i want soem ftp nma

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything
  11. monsta's Avatar

    monsta said:

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    Originally posted by Cam
    get me the presdant of the united states.....
    love it
  12. gimp's Avatar

    gimp said:

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    Hi, Is that Worldcom? This is the President.
    uh-huh, uh-huh, So if we Buy 1 barrel of oil for $20 and sell it for $40 thats $500 profit. Hmm now where can i get me some oil?

    Or

    HEHE, Send he in some more ants, Hmm if i dun got me a bigger pair o glasses i could burn me those pesky I-rakis.

    Cam- that second one is class mate, pissed myself
    Last edited by gimp; 23rd September 2002 at 03:01 PM.
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    gunner said:

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    Hey Bill - your right these interns really suck.
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  14. Cam's Avatar

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    yes Mr. Junki your 10 housand sheep will be ready b 4 tusday but the tris dolls will take a little longer simple cos ever time sum 1 looks at the foto there vilantly sick

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything
  15. RhinoBanga's Avatar

    RhinoBanga said:

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    LOLOLOL ... brilliant cam!
  16. CzarJunkie's Avatar

    CzarJunkie said:

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    LOL, Cammo's putting in a sterling effort for T-shirt no.2............................
  17. Cam's Avatar

    Cam said:

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    oooo just thought of another 1


    Mr Junki its its me erm? [whisper]who am i again[/whisper]
    other voice off fone [sum 1 with an iq higher than an ape] the presadant sir[/sum 1 with an iq higher than an ape] [whisper] thanks you v much[/whisper]

    Mr Junki its me The Presadant sir just telethingy you to comfirm that Mr Cam's t-shirt is on the way


    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything
  18. CzarJunkie's Avatar

    CzarJunkie said:

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    Don't push it monkey boy..................
  19. Cam's Avatar

    Cam said:

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    just j/k in m8

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything
  20. Spike2k1's Avatar

    Spike2k1 said:

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    "So Bill u clenched ur fist and she slid all the way up till ur elbow?
    And they thought she just sucked ur dick....
    Well i tried it but that frigid bitch of mine....
    Oh ermm...gotta go...Ladies and Gentlemen of America...this is ur president...."