Professor..

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  1. ibobsy's Avatar

    ibobsy said:

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    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

    Dear wife,

    You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
    which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with
    you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended
    to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the
    Grand Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.

    I'll be home before midnight,

    Your Husband.


    When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for
    him that read as follows:

    Dear Husband,

    You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter,
    I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.
    Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily
    appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54
    goes into 18.

    Don't wait up,

    Your Wife.
     
  2. Nicci's Avatar

    Nicci said:

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    lol