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    Default Spider Sex ???!?! wtf (ADULT!)

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    Quote "The horniest picture I ever saw was in National Geographics. It was a spider's asshole magnified fifty times. Resembled a soggy Cheerio on a slate background."

    How do these people not get arrested more often ????
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    sick ?

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything

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    Oh dear oh dear..... Some really twisted peeps in the world..

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    thats so sick

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    What makes me wonder is - how did you find it in the first place

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    after morphs description, there is no way in hell im opening that link

    urgh

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    Originally posted by God is a DJ
    after morphs description, there is no way in hell im opening that link

    urgh

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    thats just the first 3 lines lol,there is loads to read

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    Originally posted by Gandalf1
    What makes me wonder is - how did you find it in the first place
    hahaha he was searching for spider shit cus raptor was convinced a spider was shitting in his conservatory and wanted to know how to stop the ****ers lol

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    I haven't been the same since. Because I wanna do me one, and no live spider is big enough to accommodate. I've tried jacking off on arachnids.
    WTF :shock: that guy shud get locked up!.

    Morph tell me u didnt search for that in google? :

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    How the hell can that do anything for anyone.......that bloke should just be shot, not locked away........

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    dont judge him, the spider cud hav been quite fit

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