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    Default joke 16+ well i dont know look at it if ya want

    A man walks out of a pub after drinking a lot off beer, so he needs food so he sees a place that is open so he goes in and asks the assistant behind the counter what food they have on offer.

    She replays to him we have beef burgers or hot dogs

    The man then asks the assistant behind the counter for two beef burgers.

    The woman that is behind the counter goes of in to the back and come out with two frozen beef burgers.

    She then puts then under each arm pit ??????

    They man then asks the woman what she is doing

    She replies to him I am defrosting them for you

    At this point the man walks out

    As he is walking out he thinks to him self thank **** I didn’t ask for hot dogs
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    anyone think the joke was funny :|

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    mildly amusing. don't give up the day job tho

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    sorry was tould it down the pub, got some better ones

    any way what job im a student :-)

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    That wasnt funny.

    lol

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    geewcee - is you from huddersfield!!!

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    Originally posted by Bob Builder
    geewcee - is you from huddersfield!!!

    and y would u ask that????

    wot u trying to say about Huddersfield???

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    know a kid from there who always uses a similar name, not exacly a name everyone uses, or is it!

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