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    Default Husband and Wife

    A married couple were having a disagreement while sitting in bed. The wife said to her husband, "You're impossible."

    To which the husband replied, "No. I'm next to impossible."

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    ta boom. would be the sound if i had a drum kit....nice joke. will remember that one for the wife

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