you can keep ya 3d footie..

**biffo1** · 11th April 2010

wonder if the missus will get me one of these for Crimbo
http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/...salesToolId=32

**neilcritc** · 11th April 2010

how did you find this?

**B B Leo** · 11th April 2010

just ordered one told the misses its a virtual mouse

**cyprus** · 11th April 2010

This tickled me....ba doom, tssss!

Can I use a condom with RealTouch?
Condoms should not be used with RealTouch as they may become entangled in the device's mechanisms and cause personal injury and/or damage the device.

**Realist** · 11th April 2010

Who's going to be the first to order one and sack the misses, but the OP must of been bored or lonely

**dpSparhawk** · 11th April 2010

ROFL.. Biffo to be the first to call A&E with a flat cock when the machine goes wrong and squeezes the fuck outta him like a mangle

**crashtestmac** · 12th April 2010

What the feck.....

RENTAL....

**funkyg** · 12th April 2010

Originally Posted by crashtestmac

What the feck.....

RENTAL....

LOL. I think it means movie rental. Who'd want sloppy seconds on one of these?

**ss30** · 12th April 2010

Looking at the web site and the diagram of the device it don't say how you empty it! unless it goes into the lube dispenser

**RSV** · 12th April 2010

Certainly beats project Natal and a jam jar with a piece of raw liver

**demonology** · 14th April 2010

wonder what the mrs would say if she found one of these in the dishwasher lol

**Lighty** · 14th April 2010

My fleshlight pisses on this! erm I mean Them fleshlights piss on these

**inspectercoley** · 19th April 2010

Ace they got Bree Olsen in the trailer for it.
I do like her waps!

**casio** · 19th April 2010

Originally Posted by inspectercoley

Ace they got Bree Olsen in the trailer for it.
I do like her waps!

isnt she mary kate's sister?

**inspectercoley** · 19th April 2010

I wish

Spoiler:

**casio** · 19th April 2010

is that really them or are their heads photochopped on someone elses body? if it is its one of the best photochops ive seen although ive not seen their necks up yet im trying to identify the butterfly species

**evilsatan** · 19th April 2010

I think it's a fake, one of them is a dog now anyway, back in the day they were both hot.

This device is crazy, I think they are over engineering to solve a problem

Might even slow down the growth of the population.

**casio** · 19th April 2010

when some one gets circumsized with one i bet they will have some offers on them to stimulate sales

i cant believe they would risk anything like the two of them with their baps out getting into the press, although you never know, smart people make daft choices