wonder if the missus will get me one of these for Crimbo
http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/...salesToolId=32
wonder if the missus will get me one of these for Crimbo
http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/...salesToolId=32
how did you find this?
Special K+ enjoyed as a healthy breakfast!
just ordered one told the misses its a virtual mouse
This tickled me....ba doom, tssss!
Can I use a condom with RealTouch?
Condoms should not be used with RealTouch as they may become entangled in the device's mechanisms and cause personal injury and/or damage the device.
Who's going to be the first to order one and sack the misses, but the OP must of been bored or lonely
I’m alive and kicking yeh baby.
ROFL.. Biffo to be the first to call A&E with a flat cock when the machine goes wrong and squeezes the fuck outta him like a mangle
What the feck.....
RENTAL....
Looking at the web site and the diagram of the device it don't say how you empty it! unless it goes into the lube dispenser
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Certainly beats project Natal and a jam jar with a piece of raw liver
wonder what the mrs would say if she found one of these in the dishwasher lol
My fleshlight pisses on this! erm I mean Them fleshlights piss on these
Ace they got Bree Olsen in the trailer for it.
I do like her waps!
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I wish
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is that really them or are their heads photochopped on someone elses body? if it is its one of the best photochops ive seen although ive not seen their necks up yet im trying to identify the butterfly species
I think it's a fake, one of them is a dog now anyway, back in the day they were both hot.
This device is crazy, I think they are over engineering to solve a problem Might even slow down the growth of the population.
when some one gets circumsized with one i bet they will have some offers on them to stimulate sales
i cant believe they would risk anything like the two of them with their baps out getting into the press, although you never know, smart people make daft choices
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