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    Restaurant uses naked girls as tables

    The Samsi Japanese restaurant in Manchester is charging £75 to eat food placed on the bodies of two nude women.

    Angel Tan, 22, and Kit-Ying Ross, 25, will act as human tables at the first of the "nyataimori" nights on Friday.

    The word translates as "adorned body of a woman". The women will spend the night naked and lying face up.

    Dishes will be arranged over them, including lobster, ginger yakitori chicken, smoked salmon sushi and garlic udon noodles.

    Kit-Ying told The Sun : "I'm really looking forward to taking part in such a cultural experience as long as the guests behave themselves."

    Diners will tuck in with chopsticks. Etiquette dictates they must not touch the naked flesh.

    Samantha GoreLyons, boss of the Samsi restaurant, told the paper: "The celebration of food and the female form is the latest trend sweeping Tokyo. We are swapping the angular tabletop for the sensuous curves of the female body.

    "Exquisite food and female beauty combine two essential ingredients that make up the Japanese culture."

    Kit-Ying, from Alderley Edge, Cheshire, added: "I'm glad they're only serving cold food on me."
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    lol wat will they think up next, mmmm....... sushi :

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    Where will they keep the dip ??
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    "Excuse me waiter, I can smell something fishy"
    “If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?”


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    lmao milk on tap too

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    picture in the Sun newspaper today

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    ...and here it is.

    In my opinion this was better left for the imagination though....
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    The last thing I wanna do is stare at half a pound of wet bacon while i'm trying to enjoy a meal. Anyone for split liver and fish sauce?

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    can see people complaining if there plate farts


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    what about if their plate oozes green toxic discharge?

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    Originally posted by CzarJunkie
    what about if their plate oozes green toxic discharge?
    URGH

    and u were right, it was better left to the imagination

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    could have made some good use of veggies

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    Fu(k the raw fish.................... How mcuh for the naked bird by herslef!!!

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    well a meal is £75 per head...........

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    ... per head you say?

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    sounds good 2 me !

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    Originally posted by CzarJunkie
    what about if their plate oozes green toxic discharge?
    Seek help immediately

    -Bez

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