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    ...chatted with a close friend on msn, drinking with strangers, making out with a woman in white hot-pants (stuck finger in pussy and stated like a retard "wow your pussy is really wet!"), singing karaoke, arguing with the taxi driver...that's all I remember from last night. How was your night?
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    Some piss head put his hand down my tight boxers and fingered my arse whilst singing 'slip inside the eye of your mind' by Oasis. Then ran from my cab without paying :/

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    HAHAHAHAHA
    “If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?”


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    fucking brilliant freddy!!

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    A&E to watch the father in law die...




    Bastard pulled through...
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    Default Re: Last night...?

    Quote Originally Posted by Freddy View Post
    Some piss head put his hand down my tight boxers and fingered my arse whilst singing 'slip inside the eye of your mind' by Oasis. Then ran from my cab without paying :/

    hahahahaha holy fukin shit, thats brilliant

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