Fictional Beers

[Nibb]

Beer: Pawtucket Patriot Ale from Family Guy
Probable ABV: 7%, as that's the minimum strength for a Pale Ale in the US. Now you know.
Tagline: "If you buy it, hot women will have sex in your back yard"
Most likely tastes like: Hoppy hoppy hop hops and malty malty malt malt. So says Pawtucket Pat and The Chumawumbas, anyway.
How to get one on the house: Doing a genuinely decent impersonation of a drunken clam at The Drunken Clam should probably do it. Then again, that applies for any beer anywhere, pretty much.

Beer: Dharma Initiative Beer from Lost
Probable ABV: Unknown, though the cans have '960VKKS R7731' on them which means... 3.5%? Maybe?
Tagline: "960VKKS R7731" – which is pretty well put, we must say.
Most likely tastes like: Really old, really stale, rancid Fosters. As Hurley points out, the beer "is older than Rocky III, maybe even Rocky II."
How to get one on the house: Nick it from a dead man's van somewhere in the jungle. Simple, really.

Beer: Romulan Ale from Star Trek
Probable ABV: Not specified, but considering it gets you drunk instantly, anywhere from 50 to Stardate 18 50%.
Tagline: "Romulan ale should be illegal" – Worf's words, not ours.
Most likely tastes like: The colour blue. A bit like a very boozy version of blue Powerade.
How to get one on the house: It'd be nigh-on impossible, but challenging Kirk to a duel. Carry that one out at your peril, red shirt.

Beer: Alamo Beer from King Of The Hill
Probable ABV: 3.9%, apart from the soapy version, which is probably a little higher.
Tagline: "From the lukewarm headwaters of the mighty Brazos River" – whatever that means.
Most likely tastes like: True Texan grit.
How to get one on the house: Steal Hank's ride-on mower and discover the stash of the good stuff he hides in its secret compartment.

Beer: Duff Beer from The Simpsons
Probable ABV: 5% ('Coincidentally' the same as an actual Budweiser)
Tagline: "The beer that makes the days fly by" or their company song: "Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a Duff, You have one, too"
Most likely tastes like: Brown, wet, air.
How to get one on the house: By being, or dressing like the legendary beer-loving superhero: 'Duffman!' Then again his utility belt is made of beer cans, so you could just have a slurp from one of them. 'OH YEAH!' (thrusts pelvis)

Beer: Butterbeer from Harry Potter
Probable ABV: 0%... maybe. It certainly lowers inhibitions in humans, and even if it doesn't have any azkamahol in it, it gets house elves completely blotto. This we know.
Tagline: "It's magic!" (Or something)
Most likely tastes like: Butter, butterscotch, but not, we repeat, not scotch.
How to get one on the house: By shouting 'Beeriamus' and telekinetically slinging a jarful into your wizarding mouth hole.

Beer: Bendërbrau Cold-Fusion beer from Futurama
Probable ABV: Considering Bender drinks alcohol to power himself, big heap ABV. Let's say 10111001111%
Tagline: "Let's get drunk!"
Most likely tastes like: "Turbid and silty with a subtle, slightly goat-y finish". Also, metallic, depending on how much metal shavings made it into the mix when Bender was brewing it in his 'belly'.
How to get one on the house: Bite a small hole in Bender's shiny metal ass, mid-brew and siphon yourself a pint or two.

Beer: Pißwasser from GTA 4
Probable ABV: It's suggested it's actually made with urine, so we don't really want to know. 1%? Maybe?
Tagline: "Enjoy the crisp, salty taste of Pißwasser. The German fighting lager of choice for the more discerning binge drinker." or "You're in, for a good time" or its company song, which starts with: "Last night, I think I sh*t the bed, Got so drunk, I gave a dude head, Life is just a merciful blur, When you pop a Pißwasser."
Most likely tastes like: Guess.
How to get one on the house: Make your own 'batch'. Ahem.

Beer: Leopard Lager from Red Dwarf
Probable ABV: 5.1% - it says so on the can, dunnit.
Tagline: "The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!" A vindaloo monster, that is.
Most likely tastes like: Replicated beer-flavoured atoms joined together to 'resemble' beer. So, yumminess, basically.
How to get one on the house: Challenge and beat Lister in a burping competition. Good luck sir - you'll need it.

Beer: Elsinore Beer from Strange Brew
Probable ABV: It contains a drug that makes you docile most of the time, but very, very angry if certain music is played. So... how do we put that into a percentage? Pink elephant per cent. That's it.
Tagline: "Loved by Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane"
Most likely tastes like: Drugs. Beery, bubbly drugs.
How to get one on the house: Get yourself into the aforementioned Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane, where it's issued for free. We recommend sticking a pair of underpants on your head and sticking two pencils up your nose.

[Mystical_2K]

lol couple of good ones their