Noisey cunt

[4me2]

I've just finished a nightshift and I'm fucked.

I was just about to get some kip when neighbour decides it's time to get the old Black and decker out and clip his hedge beneath my bedroom window.

Right cunt it's time for me to get my bike out and tune it up a bit.

I'll drown out your fucking hedge clippers you cunt !

[B B Leo]

that's kind of him to clip the hedge under ur window m8
doesnt matter how much noise u make now, it wont fiss on him. u need to set a amp up on a timer for about ten oclock at night and play to say 1am

[flumperino]

Aye there's always some bastard neighbour wanting to do DIY first thing on Saturday morning!

[greens117]

fucking wanker , hate people like that.

[ZX7R]

Does he know you work a night-shift?

[beerman]

I've just finished a nightshift and I'm fucked.

I was just about to get some kip when neighbour decides it's time to get the old Black and decker out and clip his hedge beneath my bedroom window.

Right c*nt it's time for me to get my bike out and tune it up a bit.

I'll drown out your fucking hedge clippers you c*nt !

I get this with my fucking neighbour. He seems to think all DIY jobs need starting at 8am Saturday and Sunday morning. Cunt

[super mike]

I get this with my fucking neighbour. He seems to think all DIY jobs need starting at 8am Saturday and Sunday morning. c*nt

If I am doing anything, I am making sure I have as much time as possible too put right what I am going to fuck up.

[greaseweasel]

In all fairness though, whens he supposed to do it. I used to work nights and just had to accept that the majority of society doesn't and so I might get woken up by neighbours etc.

[Over Carl]

If I am doing anything, I am making sure I have as much time as possible too put right what I am going to fuck up.

I never seem to learn this one. I've got a photo somewhere of me refitting a timing belt at about 00:30

[diablos]

Last week the wank along the road from me was cutting slabs for his drive, he deserves to die.

Sunny days are for relaxing in the garden with a beer.

[the.insane]

I never seem to learn this one. I've got a photo somewhere of me refitting a timing belt at about 00:30

i remember doing a headgasket till 01:00 am, on a vauxhall charlton, and i fucking broke the distributor cap while pushing it back under the bulk head, what a stupid place to put a distributor cap.

[greaseweasel]

It's the whine cellar, not the take everything into consideration cellar.
DIY neighbour c*nts need their faces scraping off with orbital sanders.

Yeah fair point

[greens117]

sorry to hop on your thread m8 but i really have a problem with my neighbours two doors down, it seems every weekend she throws her kids out at about eight in the morning on there trampoline they go at it jumping and shouting and screaming all the time for about fours hours until they get burnt out!, twice this has happened the bitch really needs to rein in her kids i mean full on screaming at eight in the morning jumping on a fucking trampoline what the fuck can i do ?
is this a noise matter? or a social services matter? , imo she's neglecting her kid for four hours and don't give a fuck ?

[johnny]

I used to beat my brothers every weekend because they'd be shouting and screaming and fighting every morning at about 7am... Then my step dad would realise I was awake and make me help him with the DIY.

I was a doublecunt.

[4me2]

sorry to hop on your thread m8 but i really have a problem with my neighbours two doors down, it seems every weekend she throws her kids out at about eight in the morning on there trampoline they go at it jumping and shouting and screaming all the time for about fours hours until they get burnt out!, twice this has happened the bitch really needs to rein in her kids i mean full on screaming at eight in the morning jumping on a fucking trampoline what the fuck can i do ?
is this a noise matter? or a social services matter? , imo she's neglecting her kid for four hours and don't give a fuck ?

What you are describing sounds like the normal behaviour of growing children.

[flumperino]

What you are describing sounds like the normal behaviour of growing children.

Yeah there's nowt you can do greens. No matter how annoying kids are, or how unreasonable the parents or, or how selfish.......if you do anything where there are kids involved...even if you are completely in the right, it makes you look like a cunt

[Mickey]

Just had a lazy day in bed with the wifey

Glad no CNUT disturbed her noisemakin

[super mike]

what the fuck can i do ?

You could try going and knocking on the door and explaining that her children are very loud, you have had a hard night/week/whatever and would she mind asking them to try and keep it down a bit.

[Freddy]

what the fuck can i do ?

I think your thread regarding putting a stop to troublesome cats should be helpful here.

[russbeer]

s i mean full on screaming at eight in the morning jumping on a fucking trampoline what the fuck can i do ?

Quite a few blobs of runny dog shit on the trampoline should change matters.